Oh Look, Another Baby
Tags: birth, Duggar Family
Hello, my pretties. It’s Sarah today. Abby’s wrapped in tinsel and doing unspeakable things with a mall Santa, but she’ll be back on Monday.
So anyway, you know those Duggar people? The ones who are deep in love with The Jesus and the girls wear four yards of denim each and have all that hair, and the boys all dress like what would happen if the employees at Best Buy were allowed to wear different coloured shirts? Well, Michelle Duggar gave birth to baby number 18 yesterday, and of course they gave it a lame J-name (complete with jackassy spelling, naturally). From People:
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tontitown, Ark., had their eighteenth child Thursday – Jordyn-Grace Makiya, who joins the rest of her J-named siblings.
Jordyn-Grace was born via C-section at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. She weighed in at 7 lbs, 3 oz and was 20 inches long.
“Mother and baby are resting and doing well,” says a rep for the Duggar family, whose crowded house is featured on the TLC network show 17 Kids & Counting.
18 babies. EIGHTEEEN. What does this lady think she is, a human Pez dispenser? At this point, these people should probably consider just having a Cabbage Patch installed in their backyard. It would save so much time, really. At the very least, I hope whichever doctor performed the Caesarean had the common courtesy to sew in a zipper when he closed her back up. That’s just proactive medicine.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
they make me sick. they are starting their own cult of retarded, white super christians. this woman should have her vag sewn up to prevent her from having any more babies.
Dec 19th, 2008
Jilly
Why would you care if they love “The Jesus”, wear yards of cloth each, and have lots and lots of kids with names starting in “J”? As far as I know, they’re not on welfare, the kids are healthy, respectful, and love each other, and they’re not harming anyone in the society. They may not be uber-cool by your yardstick, but really, what are they doing that is so offensive to you? Or maybe you think you’re actually better than them?
Dec 19th, 2008
Kay
I don’t think anyone is saying that they think they are better here, but I totally disagree with you. They ARE harming people. Mainly their own children. They assign an older child to each new sibling because nobody… even bible thumping Michelle can possibly watch after that brood alone. So where does this leave them? With about eight daughters that are groomed to grow up without a life other than raising children. No college education. No social interaction. Just good old fashioned getting married at fifteen and popping out as many kids as “the good lord” will allow them to. Hillbilly rearin’ is what I call it!
Dec 21st, 2008
Erin
Sure, it’s great if they can support these kids financially. And as another commenter pointed out, it seems that they’re not harming anyone else, so why should we care? I’ll tell you why: overpopulation is a HUGE problem. The Earth does not have enough resources to sustain the population as it is, and irresponsible procreation like this only adds to the problem. So if your 1-2 children don’t have any water to drink or any food to eat, blame the people who irresponsibly had 18 of them. These kinds of people hurt society more than you can possibly imagine, even if it’s not 100% explicit and apparent. Not to mention the other species that will go extinct as humans continue to encroach on their natural habitats.
Dec 22nd, 2008
suzy
They get a lot of funding from the government. Which makes me really pissed. What makes them think they are so genetically awesome that they need to have so many goddamn kids? No offense, but they aren’t that superior to anyone else… well maybe that woman’s rubber uterus is pretty amazing. Either way it’s selfish and really pretty dumb.
Dec 22nd, 2008
wolf5150
It’s a VAGINA! It’s not a clowncar!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 23rd, 2008
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