Paris Hilton Got Robbed
Tags: Burglary, Paris Hilton
In “God Punishes Herpetic Whores” news, Paris Hilton was robbed this morning. From the LA Times:
An estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and other belongings was stolen from the home of Paris Hilton, Los Angeles Police Department sources told The Times.
The robbery occurred overnight at Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home. The burglar or burglars got into the house through an unlocked door, according to the sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing.
Ugh. Of course that dumb slag left her door unlocked. I mean, I leave my door unlocked at least 75% of the time, but first of all there is nothing of any real value in my house except for thousands and thousands of books (and everybody knows burglars don’t read) and second, I live in Minnesota where nobody steals anything in the winter because it would mean they’d have to go outside, and it’s freezing.
Paris Hilton’s house (walk right in, man — door’s unlocked):
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ironically Paris probably made more than $2million from the publicity that her $2million jewelry loss
Feb 13th, 2009
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