Quickies: A rather intolerable pain in the head, Brother Sir.
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Christina Aguilera threw herself the dumbest birthday party ever with a lame-o “Clockwork Orange” theme. (WIMB)
Twilight gobshite Robert Pattinson is a crybaby loser who can’t handle his life. (Socialite Life)
Rihanna’s outfit begs some questions. (Go Fug Yourself)
Tom Crazypants Cruise snubbed son Connor’s big film premiere, because the only kid he cares about is Suri and he has no use for the adopted ones anymore. (Celebslam)
Eva Mendes is all wet. (Popoholic)
Avril Lavigne is still a jackass with abominable taste in men. (Scandalist)
Burger King’s “Flame” cologne: Because there’s nothing so romantic as the stench of a Whopper. (AB)
Britney Spears‘ manager thinks a staged fling with Benji Madden will make people want to buy concert tickets. He is sadly mistaken. (The Superficial)
Posh will totally cut a bitch. God, I love that lunatic elf of a woman so much. (WWTDD)
12 Meaty Men for Christmas! (Starpulse)
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J
I think I remember the other droogs having nicer hair…
Dec 22nd, 2008
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