Quickies: Get in Your Cage and Dance
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Jessica Biel’s nipples make a rare holiday appearance. (Glamzilla)
Dita von Teese in barely any makeup… and barely any clothes! (Bastardly)
Meet middle-America’s box-office monkey: Jim Carrey, Hollywood’s Sad Clown.(Pajiba)
Merry Christmas, ladies! His name is Kerry Degman. (Socialite Life)
Is that Katie Holmes, or just a large black man? It’s a Christmas mystery! (Websters)
Pete Doherty’s arm explodes. Honest to God. (Holy Moly)
Jamie Spears whores out Britney to the emo K-Fed, Benji Madden. (CelebSlam)
Eliza Dushku naked for the very first time ever in “The Alphabet Killer!” (Mr. Skin)
Finally, you’ll get to see a set of Lisa Rinna’s lips that don’t look like hemorrhoids. (The Blemish)
The Twelve Days of Drunk Celebrities! (CityRag)
Belt buckles and moose knuckles. Need I say more? (COED Magazine)
Tom Cruise has come out with his own line of cult wear! (Best Week Ever)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
veja du!
that weird blanket thingy? i’d never seen it before. just before i logged on, i saw the commercial for it. woooooo-oooo.
Dec 22nd, 2008
NativeNYker
Thats the only good pic though… He looks fairly generic in the others….
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
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Dec 23rd, 2008
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