Quickies: One Squirt or Two

Dec 23, 2008

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Happy Holidays from Britney Spears and the kiddies. (Bricks and Stones)

Mischa Barton actually not looking like a doughy Green Giant — an Yuletide miracle! (Use My Computer)

Scarlett Johansson’s snot rag sells for $5,300. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria looks way too interested in Santa’s sack. (Bastardly)

It takes an entire fur stole to cover Bai Ling’s three inch nipples. (Websters)

Pete Wentz drinks Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk. Of course he does! (Socialite Life)

Jessica Biel crashes and fucking burns. (Lainey Gossip)

Video of John Travolta soaping up with three other dudes. Hope you’re not queasy! (Seriously? OMG)

Hail to the Chief indeed! Barack goes topless in Hawaii. (Celebrity Smack)

Speaking of topless, Lily Allen gives it a run for the money and FAILS. (Gone Hollywood)