Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey might put on a happy face for the 30 Rock cameras, but the truth is, they hate each other’s guts. Star Magazine says

During a recent photo shoot on the set, the notoriously difficult actor sniped to the photographer, “Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing.” Tina, who has a childhood scar on her left cheek, fired back, “Something wrong with my face?” Alec upped the ante by saying it’s her entire body that’s the problem. “Tina shot back that this was coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sarah Palin is hot,” says a set source. “Alec was steamed about it the rest of the day and had words with Tina about it later.”

Tension is rising because Tina is becoming more confident about her position as creator and star of the hit comedy series. “She’s calling Alec out on things,” says another source. “She’s finally saying she doesn’t need to take his crap.”

That puts Thirty Rock on dangerous ground, doesn’t it? Tina and Alec are the only non-expendable people on the show. It’s like pitting the heart against the brain. An epic battle, if you will. And if all this talk of epic battles got you thinking , “What were the Top Ten Greatest Epic Battles in History?” you’ll be happy to know I made you a list. Merry Christmas.

TOP TEN GREATEST EPIC BATTLES IN HISTORY

10. Joe vs. The Volcano

9. Kramer vs. Kramer

8. Alien vs. Predator

7. Harley Davidson vs The Marlboro Man (sequel straight to video)

6. Isildur vs. Sauron

5. North vs. South

4. Rocky vs. Apollo Creed

3. Allies vs. Axis of Evil

2. Biggie vs. Tupac

and the number one greatest epic battle in history

1. Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Vader vs. the Emperor. I will not fight you, father!

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