For some unholy reason, a sex tape starring Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher and husband Lou Bellera is back in the news again today. You can suppress your gag reflex by biting hard into a wooden spoon or pressing your temples until you pass out. According to Bodog Beat

Amy and her husband apparently made the tape in 2007, however when the marital bliss between Fisher and Bellera hit a bump in the road, Bellera hawked the tape to L.A. porn peddler Red Light District Video. Fisher learned that the tape was in the wrong hands after she and Bellera reconciled and according to all reports, Fisher is “disgusted.”

Fisher filed a lawsuit against Red Light District and its owner, David Joseph, claiming copyright infringement and other damages. In early January 2008 Fisher announced that she had settled with Red Light and agreed to do a promotional appearance related to it.

Sorry for the lack of posts and the late start today, boys and girls. I haven’t vomited this much since, I don’t know… last Thursday, probably. But this time was different. I’ve spent the last 24 hours on the crapper cradling a bathroom trashcan and wishing I would just die already. And since you probably didn’t get the stomach flu for Christmas like I did, this was the only way I could think of for you to you feel as crappy as I do. Feel free to massage your anus with lighter fluid if the thumbnails aren’t chapping enough.

Some thumbnail links are NSFW (I’ll let you guess which ones, Einstein):