Quickies: Scourge of Man

Dec 31, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers strike fear in the hearts of adults everywhere, even the cops. (Jossip)

New Year’s Eve canceled in Dubai. (Evil Beet)

Mariah Carey is not pregnant with a mathematically-disabled spawn. (WIMB)

Australia hates Paris Hilton just as much as every other country. (Cele|bitchy)

Beyoncé in a bikini. (The Blemish)

Solange is also in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Lisa Rinna is in a bikini, too. (WWTDD)

David Beckham got a new tattoo. (ASL)

Kristen Bell swallows on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (Popoholic)

Joaquin Phoenix is a hot mess. (IDLYITW)

Stephanie Seymour is still at the beach. (Egotastic)

Giorgio Armani is old, orange, and in a Speedo. (Celebslam)

The Top 10 Celebrities That Look Like Hookers. (Celebrity Odor)