The 61st Annual Emmy Awards were last night, and instead of doing my standard best dressed and worst dressed posts, I’m going to try something different: being positive for a change. Yes, this year’s fashion review is going to take a page from the current politically correct climate in which nothing’s anyone’s fault and everybody who participates gets a gold star. Mediocrity is the new black! So, first up on my Best of the 2009 Emmys list is actress (?) Phoebe Price. Phoebe wins “Best Old Lady Beaver Flash” (closeup here). How’s that for a little “red carpet” action? Get it? Red carpet? Because she’s a redhead… and, you know… carpet and the drapes — oh, just forget it. I’m going to go ahead and give myself a gold star for that joke anyway. See, everybody wins!
The Best of the Rest after the jump
BEST BREAST IMPLANTS: Blake Lively in Versace
MOST OBVIOUSLY COST-EFFECTIVE HAIR EXTENSIONS: Jennifer Love Hewitt
BEST DAYTIME HOOKER: Kristin Chenoweth
BEST DISTENDED UTERINE DISPLAY: Heidi Klum in Marchesa
BEST PYGMALIONS: Kim and Khloe Kardashian
BEST SQUARE CLEAVAGE: Julie Benz
BEST CINDERELLA’S UGLY STEPSISTER: Sarah Silverman
BEST USE OF SUPPORT HOSE: Olivia Wilde
BEST BARACK OBAMA’S FACE: Victoria Rowell
BEST MILF ATTIRE: Mariska Hartigay’s silver Carolina Herrera silver gown
BEST ART DECO: Mad Men’s Betty Draper aka January Jones in Versace
BEST FLOCK OF SEAGULLS COMBOVER: Debra Messing
MOLIEST: Chloe Sevigny
MOST INNOVATIVE USE OF FEATHER DUSTERS: Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier
FIERCEST SHOULDER MUSHROOM HARVEST: Leighton Meester in Bottega Veneta
BEST 20-SOMETHING POSING AS A 40-SOMETHING: Hayden Panettiere in J. Mendel
The Emmys were last night? Lemme guess, everyone who won last year won this year? That’s why I didn’t know they were on and why Im guessing no one else did either.
That being said, that chick wearing obama on her dress is why he’s already the worst president in the history of the country…lol
This site is great and well written. Surprised you don’t get many more comments. Maybe it’s not clear how to comment?
Hayden P is over the hill already.
Leighton Meester’s dress looks like it’s made out of terry cloth towels, artfully folded like those little animals they make on cruise ships.
Ratings were up this year…Harris was a great emcee…and the title of “worst President in the history of the country” is already taken by Obama’s predecessor…good ol boy Georgie and Darth Cheney…lol.
Nah, the previous worst president ever was Jimmy Carter, which Obama has already eclipsed. Bush had a fantastic first term, then cruised through the second in neutral. Although Darth Cheney is a good one…lol
awesome stuff! thanks for all the information.