Quickies: Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory
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Tom Cruise’s “Valkyrie” is as taut, no-nonsense, and efficient as a bout of German lovemaking. (Pajiba)
Finally — the video of the Charm School fistfight between Sharon Osbourne and Megan Hauserman! (Websters)
Rebecca Romijn gives birth to twins. Awww! (CelebNewsWire)
Paula Abdul might be getting her own blubbering snoozefest talk show! (CelebSlam)
Everybody in the club gettin’ tipsy — including David and Victoria Beckham. (Socialite Life)
Vida Guerra looks rode hard and put up wet, which is probably exactly what happened before she hit the red carpet. (Bastardly)
Scientology cured Tom Cruise’s dyslexia! Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for his butt warts. (Holy Moly)
Experience the horror that is… celebrity clowns! (CityRag)
Myleene Klass writhes around in a teeny-weeny bikini. (Use My Computer)
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