Quickies: Monkey in the Middle
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Thank Xenu, New Yorkers, Katie Holmes is saving your economy! (Anything Hollywood)
Kristin Cavallari’s Wasted Birthday Upskirt (NinjaDude)
Joan Rivers really should’ve had her mouth pinned shut in one of those bazillion plastic surgeries she’s had. (Celebitchy)
Vintage Jack Nicholson on The Andy Griffith Show! (Seriously? OMG!)
Is Justin Gaston batting for the other team? That would explain why Billy Ray is “okay” with him “dating” his underage daughter. (Pretty Boring)
Lindsay Lohan takes to MySpace to dispel rumors of her and Sam Ronson’s breakup. I’m guessing that it will be both eloquent and grammatically correct. (IDLYITW)
Patricia Arquette is divorcing! That plaid 3 piece suit that Thomas Jane is wearing would break up any marriage. (The Blemish)
Paula Abdul to have her own talk show? Oh, this I gotta see. (Socialite Life)

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