Madge Flashes the Vadge for Louis Vuitton

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The latest Madonna Louis Vuitton ad has made its way online, a seamless blend of vintage glamour and gritty film noir sexuality (click banner pic for full-size). Of course, I’m presuming “film noir” is French for “from inside the seventh circle of hell.” I don’t know because I don’t speak the language of surrender, as it were. But Frog or not, you have to admit that Louis sure knows what he’s doing. Nothing makes me think “leather bag” like a 50-year old woman’s hoo-ha. Except maybe a catcher’s mitt that’s been left out in the rain or an old bean bag chair that’s been partially deflated and trampled by children, but those things just don’t have the same kind of artistic resonance.

What Madge would look like without all the plastic surgery and placenta wraps — her 4-years-younger sister Melanie:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. that underwear is not sexy

  2. bionic bunny

    that WOMAN is not sexy!

  3. jj

    leave her alone! she is a grown woman she has every dang right 2 do that! at lease she isnt show her actual!

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