Devil with a Red Sports Bra On

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Amy Winehouse somehow managed to dodge another assault charge after dumping a glass of water over a woman’s head while on holiday in St. Lucia. The Sun says

A source claimed: “Her attack on this guest was the last straw. She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. [All the hotel staff] wants Amy to disappear. She’s hardly the most popular guest.”

Her spokesman said of the water incident: “Amy misunderstood a conversation and wrongly believed a slight was made. The matter has been resolved.”

Ironic choice of weapons, don’t you think? After all, water was all it took to kill her kind in “The Wizard of Oz.” Now might be the time to invest in a good raincoat and a legion of Winkies!

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    My lord is she ugly. It’s like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, only less attractive.

  2. bionic bunny

    no, rocky horror is utterly cool and the wardrobe exquisite compared to this mess.
    and with rocky horror, at least you know the score…
    “i’m just a sweet transvestite…”

  3. shandra

    sonya and you you like what ?
    what do you do for someone ?

  4. sonya

    I’m sorry, I don’t speak Stupid. Can someone please translate?

  5. kate

    same thing again : JEALOUSY, HATE, JEALOUSY, HATE AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN

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