Rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had already secretly married hit the gossip circuits yesterday after Brad’s Benjamin Button costar Taraji P. Henson referred to him as “Angelina’s husband” more than once during an interview at the Palm Springs Film Festival. And God knows they were certainly acting like a newlywed couple at the Critics Choice Awards last night. According to Us Weekly

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie packed on the PDA at Thursday’s 14th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards in Santa Monica. A party attendee tells Us they were “kissing and looking lovingly at each other” throughout the night. “At one point, Brad had his hand all the way up Angelina’s dress!”

Jolie even whispered to Pitt, “I miss you!” even though they were sitting right next to each other, the witness adds.

I don’t think I would have whispered “I miss you” to Brad Pitt if he were sitting three feet away from me. I would have whispered something like, “I want to be ON you” and done that tongue-in-cheek sign for blowjob while pointing at his pants. Ron Burgundy and I both agree that subtlety is for pussies.