Feelin’ like a big bowl of warm fecal stew? Buy a ticket to “Bride Wars.” (Pajiba)

Ray Liotta has died and gone to hell. (CelebSlam)

Jessica Simpson, now with hot see-through camel toe action! (Bumpshack)

Remember that scene in the first Jurassic Park when little Timmy gets electrocuted on the perimiter fence? Well, Elizabeth Banks’ hair sure does. (Socialite Life)

Guess whose fault it is that Lindsay Lohan sucks? Not hers, of course. (Fatback)

Anne Hathaway is anorexic. (Bastardly)

Kate Hudson punches Anne Hathaway right in her stupid anorexic kisser. (Websters)

Don’t get too excited by this picture of Heidi Montag — it’s not what it looks like. A girl can still dream, though! (The Blemish)

Seven things you can learn by living on a pot farm. I’m guessing “your rights” and “what the back seat of a cop car smells like.” (COED Magazine)

Now R. Kelly can wet your daughters without committing adultery! (CelebNewsWire)