Now that Madonna isn’t as interested in him anymore, Yankee star Alex Rodriguez is moving on to greener pastures. Or at least less gristly, placenta-scented pastures. According to Page Six

Last week he took Kate Hudson out on a date. Our spy says they had a three-hour meal at the Lure Fishbar… and were “very cozy.” Later, A-Rod went with Hudson to the Rose Bar, where they met up with her friend Ron Burkle.

I don’t know how A-Rod will handle dating a woman who couldn’t beat him in an arm-wrestling contest. For Chrissake, his ex-wife looked like Juggernaut with breast implants and a cheap wig, and Madonna could easily pass for the She-Hulk. And I know what you’re thinking here: why hasn’t there been a Juggernaut vs. the She-Hulk in any of the Marvel comic books? And to that I would credit the failure of the Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk comic book miniseries, in which Wolverine is contracted by Nick Fury to assassinate the Hulk between Ultimate X-Men issues 69 and 71 and before Ultimates 2 issue 11. There was supposed to be one new major Ultimate character introduced (rumor has it it was Ultimate She-Hulk), but after only two issues, the series was canked, thereby taking with it any chances for a Juggernaut vs. She-Hulk epic battle. So there you have it. And for the record, I did have sex with an actual man that one time, no matter what the guys in my Jedi Council forum might have told you. Trust them do not, for liars they are!

At the People’s Choice Awards last week: