Amy Winehouse’s Lamp-Breaking Naked Lap Dance

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Amy Winehouse Topless

In case you wanted to breakfast in reverse this morning: The Sun says

Fueled by the local rum, Amy Winehouse [and] her lover Josh Bowman… broke a bed and lamp in her room during a weekend pillow fight that got out of hand. By the time security arrived, she had stripped off to her birthday suit and was giving Josh a lap dance.

I tried to think of something worse, like emptying an old person’s bedpan or abcesses with maggots in them, but nothing seemed as bad as a naked lap dance from Amy Winehouse. Suffice it to say I would rather wear Roseanne Barr’s ass like a hat while skipping rope with a cobra.

More of Amy topless because I hate you:

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I like how both of them seem to be affected by painful nether regions.

  2. Yes, good observation, Sonya! LOL! These pictures are painful to look at as are all Amy’s pictures!

  3. the thought of a winehouse lap dance is disturbing
    i feel bad for sercurity that had to see it!!

  4. p0nk

    the “amy winehouse lap dance” could potentially be the next new event at the special olympics.

  5. Sorceressss

    “More of Amy topless because I hate you”

    Priceless

  6. bionic bunny

    IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

  7. criskross

    Amy is looking healthier and perhaps happier than she has in a long time. This is a good thing because I want to hear her singing for as long as she can. She is gutzy and she is her own person. I say “Hey, if you can do it better, step up to the plate” Go Amy Go !

  8. cristopher cross

    notice dude is sucking it in in the later pics, but when he’s in the water he ain’t notice no one and his gut hangs OUT! hahahahahaha,
    we are better than these people
    they have problems

  9. Ricardo Lopes

    Who cares if she has problems, the world was needing a real singer like her

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