Amy Winehouse’s stay in St. Lucia has turned from a relaxing holiday into a covert, no-holds-barred alcohol-wrangling night mission. Just like the Navy Seals, but with more falling down and slurring! According to The Sun

The sneaky singer… begs guests to order booze for her at the all-inclusive Caribbean resort. She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail. A source at the resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”

Squirrels everywhere were outraged by the comparison, stating, “We might spend four months underground buried in dirt and covered with fleas, but we sure as hell don’t smell like that,” and adding “our nests are not nearly as ratty and nasty as that bitch’s hair, either.”

Doing yoga and the rings: