Quickies: Soylent Green

Jan 14, 2009

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Get this — you have to be a Harvard graduate in order to run Britney Spears’ shitty website. (Holy Moly)

That chick from “Slumdog Millionaire” gets naughty for Complex Magazine. (Popoholic)

Nadine Coyle heats things up in a black bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Katie Holmes looks like an alien hybrid in her new Miu Miu ads. (Dlisted)

What did Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner name their baby? Hint: it’s hideous. (The Blemish)

Monica Belucci whores it up in GQ. Mary, mother of God! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Meet Katrina Darrell, the whore who wore a bikini to her American Idol audition. (Bastardly)

Boy George looks like a cross between a syphilitic hobo and a bullfrog. (Socialite Life)

Lily Allen upskirt! (Ninja Dude)

Pajiba’s Third Annual SHIT LIST! (Pajiba)

Aww… Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz broke up. (Websters)

The Top Ten Unfunniest Comedians of All Time. (COED Magazine)

Oprah Winfrey loves Kate Winslet’s boobs. I guess she’s a fan of party hat nipples. (CelebNewsWire)