Quickies: Fireus Crotchious

Jan 15, 20090

Doutzen Kroes

Rosario Dawson is smokin’ hot in the January issue of Max magazine. (Bastardly)

Holy hell tittays — Salma Hayek at the National Board of Review Awards. (Socialite Life)

Carmen Electra, Carmen Electra, and even more Carmen Electra! (Rod Ryan)

That dude from “The Reader,” David Kross, naked! (OMG! Blog)

Madonna’s in therapy! (Holy Moly)

See if you can figure out who these child stars grew up to be. (Ayyyy)

Watch Krystin Pellerin’s sexy topless scene in The Tudors! (Mr. Skin)

Jared Leto tries to break up Scarlett Johansson’s marriage! (CelebSlam)

Ha ha — pictures of Sienna Miller completely wasted. (popbytes)

Ever wanted to see Rupert Grint naked? Here’s your chance. (Scandalist)

I could think of a good way to work Doutzen Kroes’ head handlebars. If I had a penis, I mean. (Use My Computer)

Brooke Hogan, or leathery retiree smuggling grapefruits in South Florida? (Websters)

Before and after pics that prove Paula Abdul had a nose job. (CityRag)

What’s gayer than gay? This picture of Will Smith at the UK premiere of “Seven Pounds.” (I’m Not Obsessed)