Jan 19, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix, Sir Drinks-a-Lot

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Joaquin Phoenix made his debut performance as a rapper in Vegas this weekend. It was, of course, the awe-inspiring performance you were expecting. The NY Daily News says

Phoenix, 34, walked right off the stage, falling flat on his rear following his unusual three song set. And brother-in-law Casey Affleck, [who is married to Phoenix's sister Summer] was there to capture it all. Affleck is filming a documentary to capture the actor’s transition to music.

“Transition” my ass. Try “side-stagger and face plant.” It’s like someone crossed Vanilla Ice with Bruce Vilanch and then repeatedly kicked it in the head before handing it a microphone.

BONUS: Footage of Phoenix wiping the fuck out (FF to the 36 mark) after the jump:

Walk the line, then bring your finger to your nose, put your hands behind your back:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. spatz

    he used to be hot. he used to have beautiful hair. look at his hair now, it looks like it hasn’t been washed in a month.
    this is so sad. i can’t look at this anymore.

    Jan 19th, 2009

  2. abby

    I know. And for the record, mustaches do NOT work for a harelip.

    Jan 19th, 2009

  3. Ana Maria

    …I had avoided watching this because I have a hard time watching people I like/used to like embarrass themselves…It is sad that he has no one in his life to tell him that he is no musician or singer; poor Casey Affleck; could it be that he has been given the task of babysitting Joaquin by his family but they’re calling it “documenting his transition to music”?…man, watching this, suddenly Kevin Federline’s “Popozao” is sounding very good…

    Jan 20th, 2009

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