Madonna’s Puss is for Sale
Tags: auction, christies, Madonna, naked, nude pictures, penthouse, photos, Playboy
A (NSFW) thirty-year old full-frontal photograph of Madonna and what appears to be a small yak is now available to the highest bidder, thanks to Christie’s auction house in New York. People Magazine says
[The] head of Christie’s photography department says Madonna was a financially strapped 20-year-old dancer when she responded to photographer Lee Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model. Her fee: $25.
Playboy published six photos from the shoot in 1985, though the one going on sale is “maybe the most explicit one.”
I did the math, and if your date to the senior prom bought you dinner, your puss went for more than Madonna’s did. Hell, if he just bought you a decent corsage. Or if he bought a pack of Trojans and two bottles of Boone’s Farm. Or even a shovel and a bag of lime for the guy you mowed down after those two bottles of Boone’s Farm. You can’t put a price tag on dignity, people!
Topless and therefore tasteful here; puss and therefore pornographic (NSFW) after the jump:
These pics by Bill Stone first appeared in the September 1985 issue of Penthouse, as a response to the nude photos Playboy published the same month:
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
madonna used to be a nude artist model in my art school in NYC in the 80s. some teacher went on an d on about he he slept with her.
Jan 19th, 2009
spatz
sorry that should have been “on and on about how he slept with her”
Jan 19th, 2009
abby
Did he get to burrow in her yak beard while running his fingers through the sweat-dampened tendrils of her armpit hair? That’s the real question.
Jan 19th, 2009
how cum
Ugh
She’s a regular woolly mammoth in those pictures, why didn’t she shave?
Jan 19th, 2009
bionic bunny
no wonder the kids aren’t allowed to watch tv or see magazines or internet or anything normal.
gawd, i hope daddy buys their daughter a razor!
Jan 19th, 2009
RaraAvis
Shy, retiring little thing, wasn’t she?
Jan 20th, 2009
James
She looks great. Except for that armpit hair. That kind of puts a big damper on everything.
Jan 20th, 2009
sonya
I was wondering what you meant by a small yak. Now I know, and I curse you for it.
Jan 20th, 2009
Miranda
What is this obsession with wanting women to look like hairless toddlers? It’s totally creepy and sick. She looks gorgeous you big bunch of hypocrites, so just take a look in the mirror, and let the yaks run free.
Feb 14th, 2009
hoop
a shaven pussy is an abomination.. a natural woman is the most beautiful & perfect thing in the world. madonna was so gorgeous back then.
Mar 15th, 2009
MissingLink
She was totally beautyful back then. I don’t even see a problem with the hair too. I’m not really a fan of armpit hair but I think a pussy should not be shaved. It just is sort of hotter when it’s not shaved. Anyways Madonna ist beautyful.
Jul 2nd, 2009
madonna freak
i agree . . . .
the pit hair is a bit bunch . . .
but the pussy hair is enticing . . .
makes a good game during foreplay.
find the clit!!
rub her pussy cum all in those thick dark hairs
then lick it off of her.
damn…
my pussy is getting wet just thinking about that ! !
madonna, you are beautiful bushy or bald ! ! ! !
Jul 9th, 2009
TJ
Arm pit hair is masculine. It doesn’t scream beauty or youth. Besides, shaven looks clean… and it shows effort. Being lazy isn’t really a turn on.
Everyone has their own tastes, let them have it… but don’t tell them that shaving is like a toddler… otherwise you are preaching some sort of beard only society, where men can’t shave their faces and women can shave their delicate areas.
Tell me one girl that prefers a hairy ass over a clean and smooth one.
If you are a lesbian then you can comment on what turns you on about a girl… but I don’t think hetro girls should comment in this post about what looks sexy or not.
I think it comes down to this, some girls like a guy with a hairy chest and some girls like clean shaven. Some guys like a long haired pussy… but others don’t
And from my experience, it’s normally the ones with more experience that prefer a bit more effort and more cleanliness.
Oct 23rd, 2009
TJ
That being said… despite that it’s madonna… she’s always hot. We can forgive her for the raging under arms. Still the Madonna sex book was better.
Oct 23rd, 2009
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