Passions’ Kelli McCarty Does Porn Now

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I used to get high and watch “Passions” on NBC from time to time, just for shits and giggles. It was quite possibly the crappiest soap opera in recorded history. It was so bad that you almost had to figure they were in on the joke, and that maybe it was really some kind of parodistic masterpiece. Except it wasn’t. Anyway, I forgot where the hell I was going with this. Oh, yeah — the chick who played Beth Wallace on Passions is now a bonafide porn star. Dun dun dun! TMZ says

The former Miss USA 1991 is now a “Vivid Entertainment” girl — and has just wrapped on her first XXX feature, “Faithless,” in which she plays the lead character.

So, why the career move? Here’s the explanation — “I enjoy acting, and I really like sex … so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions.”

Let’s just hope her fucking isn’t as wooden as her acting! Unless we’re talking about the inevitable onslaught of penises, in which case “wooden” will probably do just fine.

At the “Nuts for Mutts” pet fair, presumably because “Nuts for Nuts-On-My-Chin” had not yet been invented:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. andoy

    recession baby! recession!

  2. david

    kelli mccarty is hot i am glad she is having real sex on film but there are hollywood movies and tv shows that have real sex scenes i hope she does some of them to

  3. Jon

    Oh baby yeah! can’t wait to see this one Anyone have links?

  4. jub

    Dude, Passions was totally in on the joke and it was hilarious.

  5. wowman

    The kelli tape was released back in feburary and vivid has done a great job, i was curious at first to see if this was another one of those tapes but it was really good and kelli did a really good job in the video. I wouldn’t be surprised if this wins an avn award, it was that good. I hope you find this review useful.

    Source - Official Kelli McCarty Site
    http://www.kelliusa.net

    -w

  6. she is good , very hot. but where is the link?

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