Quickies: Down Under
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Hayden Panettiere camel toe-age! (Glamzilla)
Eddie Murphy drunk and grinding on some skank in a nightclub. (CityRag)
Kristin Chenoweth is trying way too damn hard. (UseMyComputer)
Linda Hogan and her boyfriend in matching his-and-hers fringe! (CelebSlam)
Miley Cyrus in a curious melange of 1974, 1983, and schizophrenic hobo-killer. (Socialite Life)
Is it just me, or is Gisele Bundchen starting to look a little… rough? (Bastardly)
Watch Robert Pattinson getting a bath! The royal penis is clean, your highness. (Seriously? OMG)
Scarlett Johansson looks completely stoned in her new D&G ad. (Holy Moly)
Before you run out and stick your dicks in the crock pot, read what Jenna Fischer actually said. (CelebNewsWire)
Marissa Miller sizzles in the Australian edition of FHM. (Popoholic)
Madonna pairs thigh-high lace-up boots with ace-bandages and crows’ feet. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! (Websters)
Guess how Bret Michaels was birthed? “Ass-first” seems plausible, but so does “encased in a gallon of Massengil and plastic tubing.” (The Rad Report)

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Tee-Hee
God, it’s like 1984 exploded all over them.
Jan 19th, 2009
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