New Paris Hilton Sex Tape
Tags: book, darnell riley, Joe Francis, mark ebner, Paris Hilton, sex tape, six degrees of paris hilton, sundance

Mark Ebner’s new book “The Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” is really the story of one Darnell Riley, who you might better remember as “that dude who took ‘Girls Gone Wild’ asswipe Joe Francis hostage at gunpoint and made him stick dildos up his ass while he took pictures.” A true hero in every sense of the word. According to The Sun
Darnell claims he bought 14 hours of video of Hilton [in a state of arousal in a New York taxi] from two Russian kids who had stolen it when they broke into her home. As well as the racy footage, he says there are also excerpts from Paris’ grandmother’s funeral.
Darnell claims: “She is sitting in the church shooting video of herself. She is paying no attention to the eulogy.”
Well, if that doesn’t sound like Paris fucking Hilton, I don’t know what does. Maybe that queef noise you get when you blow up and burst open a old dry cleaning bag.
At Sundance:

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Mental illness, Paris is thy name!
Jan 20th, 2009
JD
What kind of outfit is that goofy hosebag wearing now. She makes me sick.
Jan 21st, 2009
bionic bunny
i hate her with all my being, but if that is a bunny hat, i MUST have one!
Jan 21st, 2009
Randal Heldman
Naked Paris Hilton really sexy in homemade video
Free video here:
http://paris-hilton-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=45687492&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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