Amy Winehouse, Heroine

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Today is a special day, folks — this marks the first time the words “Amy Winehouse” and “heroin” haven’t been separated by the words “tied herself off and shot up with.” According to The Sun

Louise Williams, 39, was having a sailing lesson in the Caribbean when she was thrown out of her boat by a 6ft wave [and] landed painfully on rocks near where… Amy was relaxing with a pal.

The singer dashed to Louise — who was lying in agony at the water’s edge and in danger of being swept back into the sea.

She helped her up and guided her to a beach shower, washed the gashes clean, ran to get fresh towels and wrapped her in them.

Later Amy posed for a snap with Louise, looking proud.

Louise added “It’s funny, because I was sure I was dead when I saw the Grim Reaper come charging at me. But then I thought it was weird that the Reaper was topless. And he was carrying a bottle of whiskey instead of a scythe. It sure smelled like death, I can tell you that much. But it turns out it was just Amy Winehouse! What a lucky break, huh?”

Enjoy video of Amy’s impromptu hotel lobby performance:

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  1. snapnhiss

    Kinda weird that if the woman was receiving a lesson, the instructor just left her to flounder on the rocks like that.

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