Jan 21, 2009
Val Kilmer Has Gone to Hell
Tags: fat, iceman, top gun, ugly, val kilmer, weight
What in God’s holy name happened to the Iceman? He looks more like the “Red Beans and Rice Man.” Or “Maybe One More Slice Man.” Or “More Whipped Cream Would Be Nice Man.” Okay, I’ll stop now.
Val Kilmer leaving the Huffington Post Inaugural Ball in D.C.:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
So sad! He used to be hot. And it seems like it wasn’t a gradual decline, like one day he was hot and then the next he showed up looking like an albino walrus.
Jan 21st, 2009
abby
Seriously, how many chins does one guy need? He’s being kinda selfish, if you ask me.
Jan 21st, 2009
Popsi_zen
I fear it’s just going to get worse, he was a great admirer of Marlon Brando afterall.
Jan 21st, 2009
snapnhiss
Okay, granted he looks pretty bad but it pisses me off when people compare actors to parts they played 20 - 30 years ago and expect them to look exactly the same. Give him a break.
Jan 21st, 2009
sonya
Okay, how about the last movie I saw him in when he was still hot? At First Sight, 1999. 10 years ago. NOT that long ago.
BTW, according to IMDB.com, he’s got a ton of stuff in production. You’d think they’d make him shape up. They’d never let him stay fat if he was a woman. Damn you, Hollywood double standards!
Jan 21st, 2009
bionic bunny
when there are so many homeless people needing chins…
Jan 21st, 2009
Melodie
Do you have any control over your ad content? Because if so, you are brilliant, and if not, Jebus is brilliant. The banner ad under his picture (for me) says “Help those in need” and asks me to give to the homeless.
Jan 21st, 2009
Phil
Haha Melodie, that’s hilarious! If you see the ad again take a screenshot and I’ll update the post with it.
Jan 22nd, 2009
Louis Vuitton
It is hard to say such a thing is clear.
Oct 1st, 2009
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