Jan 21, 200919
Val Kilmer Has Gone to Hell
Tags: fat, iceman, top gun, ugly, val kilmer, weight
What in God’s holy name happened to the Iceman? He looks more like the “Red Beans and Rice Man.” Or “Maybe One More Slice Man.” Or “More Whipped Cream Would Be Nice Man.” Okay, I’ll stop now.
Val Kilmer leaving the Huffington Post Inaugural Ball in D.C.:
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
So sad! He used to be hot. And it seems like it wasn’t a gradual decline, like one day he was hot and then the next he showed up looking like an albino walrus.
Jan 21st, 2009
abby
Seriously, how many chins does one guy need? He’s being kinda selfish, if you ask me.
Jan 21st, 2009
Popsi_zen
I fear it’s just going to get worse, he was a great admirer of Marlon Brando afterall.
Jan 21st, 2009
snapnhiss
Okay, granted he looks pretty bad but it pisses me off when people compare actors to parts they played 20 – 30 years ago and expect them to look exactly the same. Give him a break.
Jan 21st, 2009
sonya
Okay, how about the last movie I saw him in when he was still hot? At First Sight, 1999. 10 years ago. NOT that long ago.
BTW, according to IMDB.com, he’s got a ton of stuff in production. You’d think they’d make him shape up. They’d never let him stay fat if he was a woman. Damn you, Hollywood double standards!
Jan 21st, 2009
bionic bunny
when there are so many homeless people needing chins…
Jan 21st, 2009
Melodie
Do you have any control over your ad content? Because if so, you are brilliant, and if not, Jebus is brilliant. The banner ad under his picture (for me) says “Help those in need” and asks me to give to the homeless.
Jan 21st, 2009
Phil
Haha Melodie, that’s hilarious! If you see the ad again take a screenshot and I’ll update the post with it.
Jan 22nd, 2009
Louis Vuitton
It is hard to say such a thing is clear.
Oct 1st, 2009
wow cd key
What in God’s holy name happened to the Iceman?
Jan 7th, 2010
Lynette
So what… he’s still a great actor. I’d still pay to see a movie he plays in. Even with the few extra pounds. It just makes him REAL! I mean dang, why so shallow?
Jan 12th, 2010
Pasturelands
Val didn’t go to HELL, idiot… he went to the DONUT SHOP..and then to the ICE CREAM PARLOR… and then to the CHOKLIT SHOPPE.. and then to the HAMBURGER PALACE… and then..
Yeah, and I used to DYE my hair blonde so I CAN look like him. Too bad, he grew SIDEWAYS a lot, so much so that they wanna paint GOODYEAR on him and float him over to the SUPER BOWL. Geez, man, how much DONUT can you eat? What about all those STARVING children in AFRICA?? Don’t they need DONUTS too?
Jan 28th, 2010
Anvita
Everybody has a downslide in life….age does things to people you would never think…. it will happen to some of the ‘gorgeous’ stars we see carousing today in some 20 yrs down the road…. ….
….. looks/weight maybe important… but acting skills are more important… he hasnt lost those… one of these days u will see him having shed those pounds …. and i ‘d like to listen to ur jaws drop …..seriously ..not fair to write someone off simply coz they;re currently not in the best phase of life – lookswise/professionally… whatever….
i’ve always liked Val K …got intensity and can act.. and he punched tom cruise in the face once for real…. and for just THAT reason i totally love him …….
Mar 6th, 2010
Jilly Rendles
Oh leave the poor guy alone, so he likes to eat big deal who doesn’t. He’s only human. He’s a great actor and I still think he’s one sexy dude…I’d like to spank his tushi!
Apr 23rd, 2010
Jimbo Movieman
He’s getting older, he has abit more weight, so what?
May 23rd, 2010
r.b.
he was great only once DOORS;!!! anyway its cool we all change, im better looking at 44 than i ever have been.Vals peak age was 34, not a big deal, chill out.
Jun 2nd, 2010
R.C. Kitchens
I just really like seeing everyone talk about how fat Val Kilmer is as if there disgusted and yet, only Phil has an actual avatar image up.
Sounds to me that most of you are losers, who’s only mean of being is degrading another human and you do so without the veil removed from your privacy so that in return the same may be applied in evauluation of you.
I personally accept that life is a consistent change, versitale, good and bad at times, Its fairly proven that metabolism breaks down with Age thus, weight gain is feasible for anyone who doesnt restrict themselves to gum, water and bread.
I like most Val Kilmer films, he’s grown as a succesful actor and can be serious aswell as humorous, his ability and veracious talent is proven by the movie “The Doors” where he sung the parts in the film, he takes some oddity roles that tell actual stories and arent about product placement.
I believe you guys are wrong and at dissatisfying places in your life, its a shame that content like that above fills those voids. I got stuff to do, Val Kilmer = good actor . bottom line.
Sep 13th, 2010
Mick
Hi girls.Don’t laugh too much.
Here is a simple equation:
When you’re 20 40 seems a long way away.Once you’re 40 60 seems very close.Time goes quicker because we get slower without realizing it! Enjoy youth while you can.Don’t laugh at Val too much – we are all on the same conveyor belt.
Oct 17th, 2010
Ben
He looks like a happy and jolly man in these photos…
Val Kilmer used to look so cool and stunning in Top Gun, but now he’s totally different…
But look at that big smile on his face!!! If it makes him happy.. Hey! Who cares?
I like Val with that big grin! It’s a side of him I never saw before. Forget being suave – happy and jolly is the new cool!
Would like to see Val being cast in a comedy…
Jan 1st, 2011
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