Jan 22, 2009
Janet Jackson is Fat Again
Tags: fat, janet jackson
Any of you still have a copy of that Us Weekly with Janet Jackson on the cover in a bikini and sharing her “secrets to staying slim and sexy?” I can’t find my copy anywhere. I think it’s safe to assume that she probably ate it. Because that’s what fat people do when they’re not busy sweating and clutching a stair rail for support. They eat magazines. Also little children. No, wait — that’s trolls. Well, now we’re just splitting hairs, really.
Who wants mashed potatoes:
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
missing-the-point
Isn’t that Oprah?
Jan 22nd, 2009
BarbadoSlim
Nasty fat ass.
Jan 22nd, 2009
abby
She and Val Kilmer must have a monopoly on chins. Can’t the Obama administration do something about that?
Jan 22nd, 2009
2manytwatshere
Yall are some eval ass twats! Fat or skinny, she has more money that you broke ass bitches! Fcuk the cnut that wrote this article too.
Jan 22nd, 2009
Jon
While shes in the mood to devour things, can she please eat her brother Michael so the rest of the world can have a little more peace.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Sorceressss
Wow, that sucks for her, she’s way hotter when she’s thin.
Jan 23rd, 2009
RichPort
I bet that handbag is full of cookies, being that her fiancé is a Keebler elf.
Jan 23rd, 2009
RichPort
By the way, what is Randi Jackson doing taking pictures in the back? Ain’t the brotha loaded?
Jan 23rd, 2009
Doc
Sweet jebus, she’s going for the Aretha Franklin look.
Jan 23rd, 2009
cliz
here we go again,,,, she’ll be back on that 1200 cal a day no carb diet, and excercising 2hours a day 6days a week and i off, shell be thin in 4months flat
Jan 24th, 2009
Claudia
Sorry, I don’t see her being fat. She looks the same as the rest of us. I mean, the woman is in her 40’s. She is not as small as she used to be, but she isn’t fat either. I notice that most websites post the worst photos of her. Is this to get the haters out there, and believe me there are plenty, to look at your sites. I don’t get it. When they are rail thin, the media says they have a weight problem. When they are average sized, you say they are fat. Make up your mind
Jan 24th, 2009
Jon
Claudia must be a fatty too…ohhh snap
Jan 25th, 2009
snapnhiss
Seriously, how can you tell? She’s covered up to her neck in loose, flowing clothes and there isn’t a good shot of her face to see the weight gain.
Jan 25th, 2009
Me
Whoever wrote this article, doesn’t have any style whatsoeva and Im pretty sure he/she sits all day eatin crap and instead of using the bathroom (like normal people), he/she spills it in this ridiculous article!
Just lame!
Janet is awesome no matter what!
Apr 15th, 2009
2manytwatshear
Janet is one of the best looking of all of the jacksons. i used to have a serius crush on michael too (i don’t realy fancy janet!)! Who ever wrote this peice of s*** is seriusly confused to think that janet is fat.
JANET ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 7th, 2009
candy
she is not fat she is curvy like most woman are she has never been small.everytime she gets really thin she always gain her weight back i think she look nice she should love what she was blessed with but just dont let it get out of hand
Jul 18th, 2009
cutie14
leave jenet alone u all was messing with michael now that he’s dead you move to the next most famous jackson do yall not know it’s hard to deal with a death in the family and it is very tiring tryin to stay fit at an elderly age so all yall fucka get a fuckin life
Aug 10th, 2009
Otis Harlan
WoW SEX-TAPE with Janet Jackson!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://janet–jackson.blogspot.com/?id=47414537&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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