Paris Hilton’s stank is apparently so off-putting that her “friends” have to be paid to trepass into the herpetic Chernobyl dead-zone that surrounds her. MSNBC dishes,

After watching Hilton’s friendship with Nicole Richie run its natural, unedited course on “The Simple Life,” it’s disheartening to learn that aspiring rocker Brittany Flickinger was recently crowned the heiress’s BFF on MTV in name only.

“Paris told friends she only hung with Brittany because she was obligated to,” a source told Us. Come next season, “she said they’re going to have a fight that ends the ‘friendship.’”

That girl will probably have to be put into a clean room, stripped naked, have lye thrown on her and scrubbed down with long-handled brushes by people in masked plastic suits before she’ll be free from the taint of association with the Parisite.

Paris looking like a knobby-kneed giraffe in shoes at a photoshoot for FILA on Venice Beach.

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