Jan 23, 20094
Shia LeBeouf is a Douche
Tags: paper bag, Shia LaBeouf

I’m not sure of Shia LeBeouf’s ethnic background, but I can tell you one thing — he’s sure as hell not black. So I don’t know where he gets off making fun of black people by heading out to the liquor store with a paper bag over his head. The nerve! Besides, everybody knows black people wear ski masks when they rob visit their local liquor store, not paper bags. Do it right or don’t do it at all, dumbass.

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missing-the-point
Shia LaDouche sounds just like Shia LaBeouf
Jan 23rd, 2009
abby
Also “boofed,” as in “Good thing he didn’t go to jail for that DUI, because he would’ve gotten boofed in the pooper for sure.”
Jan 23rd, 2009
ohDear
As a Canadian, I hereby renounce his Canadianism and anything that remotely ties him to us…
You guys can have him if you want… tool…
Jan 23rd, 2009
Jon
Ahhhh ok, what part of him is Canadian? He was born in California and has a cajun name. As a Canadian, I hereby renounce OHDEAR and his idiocy…tool
Jan 24th, 2009
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