Quickies: Devil Eyes

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Victoria Beckham Breaks from Milan (Pacific Coast News Online)

“Sag” is right — Katie Holmes’ sad nipples at last night’s SAG awards. (Socialite Life)

Hilary Duff looks like a tubby broiled lobster in a bikini. (CelebSlam)

That chick from “Pineapple Express” is NAKED!! (CelebNewsWire)

How many nipples do you count at the Roberto Cavalli fashion show? I count 47 and change. (UseMyComputer)

Why is Kim Kardashian hiding her camel toe? It’s not like we haven’t seen it before. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton gives advice to Jordan… and opens up a vortex of stupid unparalleled in the known cosmos. (Holy Moly)

Victoria Silvstedt is looking old… and beat. (Bastardly)

Taylor Swift, on the other hand, is looking fresh as a daisy in “Teen Vogue.” (I’m Not Obsessed)

Are you a juvenile twatwaffle or a date-raping ass stain? Then do I have the movie for you! (Pajiba)

Miley Cyrus swears she’s into Iron Maiden. Now, if we could only get her into snuff porn… (Websters)

The 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue cover model short list revealed! (COED Magazine)

Watch Minka Kelly thrust and clench with her pelvis without getting a talking to from HR again. (The Blemish)

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