Jan 26, 2009
Jessica Simpson is a Lard Ass
Tags: fat, Jessica Simpson, overweight, weight gain
Sally Struthers Jessica Simpson performed at a local Pembroke radio station “Chili Cook-off” in Florida over the weekend, and god damn did she look fat doing it. I mean, just… wow. So, anyway, after “bingo hall” and “chili cook-off,” what’s next for Ms. Simpson, you ask? I’m going with “telling wayward teens she’s thrice divorced and lives in a van down by the river” or “asphyxiating face down in a peanut butter pie.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see!
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Whoever thought it was a good idea to bring back high-waisted pants should be shot.
She looks like a tranny.
Jan 26th, 2009
VinKong
i know i’m in the minority, but I do not have a problem with the figure. the fashion, yeah. the performing at the cook-off, yeah. the whole ‘being jessica simpson and being ridiculous’….yeah. but I gotta show some love for the curves.
just take a page outta JHud’s book next time and go with a dress of some sort or more flattering jeans, m’kay?
Jan 26th, 2009
Syd
I’m okay with the curves too. But those Mom jeans are positively hideous.
Jan 26th, 2009
BarbadoSlim
Chilli cook off!?!?!?
did they have any made with, The merciless peppers of
Quetzlzacatenango?
Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan
insane asylum.
No? what’s this post about?
Jan 26th, 2009
deka
she could be bigger…
i think it’s the jeans that are making her look awful
Jan 26th, 2009
Jon
wow…shes found all the weight lindsay lohan has lost. Cocaine and pot does wonders for you kids…lol It’s too bad too, cause for a while she was white hot.
Jan 26th, 2009
Captain_Insano
She’s cultivating a formidable “gunt” there.
Jan 26th, 2009
Superdamon
I have to say I am with the majority, she looks good. The pants blow though!
Jan 26th, 2009
Nunzilla
So first you tell us that Lindsay is anorexic and disgusting, then you tell us that Jessica Simpson is fat and disgusting.
We poor, poor women.
Jan 26th, 2009
Ace
her fault is not being big. She’s not that big. She’s actually pretty fine looking as usual. The real tragedy is trying to trap all that feminine essence in those high-waisted mom jeans. I’ve only seen a couple of women successfully pull off mom jeans…out of the millions who have tried. Jessica, fortunately, will not be one of those elite few.
Jan 27th, 2009
Rabbit
She is still pretty and I think she would have looked great in a less dorky, less form-fitting outfit.
Jan 27th, 2009
bionic bunny
the outfit sucks big time, but her face looks a little poofy, too. slim may be right about those peppers.
Jan 27th, 2009
Tee-Hee
BarbadoSlim, I think I love you. As soon as I read this post, I thought about Homer Simpson’s burning mouth melting ice cream before it even touched his tongue.
Jan 27th, 2009
Big Balls
Jessica is hot! That’s what a real woman should look like. Not like some malnourished skank - i.e. Lindsey Lohan, Misha Burton. Romo is from Texas, so he likes his women thick and juicy. Just as I do. It’s only the pencil dicks, no self esteem virgins who are calling her fat. Sorry Bitches.
Jan 28th, 2009
RaZor
I think she looks sexier fat
Jan 30th, 2009
Big Balls
Jess,
Your the sexiest woman in the biz. Hit me up, I would love to squeeze you. blackjack2000@yahoo.com
Feb 2nd, 2009
jim
jess is big as a cow
Apr 20th, 2009
Ivory Salvino
Jessica Simpson bikini video online !!
http://jessica-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=72808841&s=y
really sexy!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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