S.S. Naked Cowboy Visits the Emerald Isle

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Naked Cowboy Robert John Burck somehow managed to convince Ireland to allow him to perform his theme song at a rugby game in Dublin over the weekend. And despite his being trapped onstage surrounded by 18,000 belligerent drunks, not one of them bothered to beat the shit out of him while he was there. I guess they didn’t want to waste a perfectly good beating on someone other than their wives. Zing!

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    OOOOkkkkkk then

  2. He must be friggin freezin

  3. sonya

    He looks like He-Man, if He-Man was gay and ran around in his underwear.

    Oh wait.

  4. rudy

    Major shrinkage. Grrlfren’ where’s your wang? Put down those steroids and maybe the cojones will re-descend.

  5. bionic bunny

    1. he’s not naked.
    2. he’s not a cowboy.
    3. never should have been granted 15 minutes to begin with.

    didn’t his own wife try to sue him for putting it all out there a few years ago? don’t remember what she cited, but i remember a suit.

  6. They must be missing him at Times Square. How did he become famous anyway

  7. Kathleen

    Go F**k yourself! would you blog about blacks, jews or the spanish in such a manner? You pussy…say that shit to my face and i’d beat you to wher GOD wouldn’t know you. You a a RASICT SCUMBAG and i hope whatever you got coming doesn’t pass you by! As an Irish Wiccan…you are FUCKED!!!!

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