Meryl Streep and Sean Penn were the big winners at last night’s 15th annual SAG Awards, along with “Slumdog Millionaire” and oh, Jesus Christ, who fucking cares anymore. People Magazine says

The SAG Awards – which are voted on by the union celebrating actors and are broadcast from Los Angeles’s Shrine Auditorium – are considered by many in the industry to anticipate Oscar winners.

The cast of Slumdog Millionaire was named outstanding cast in a motion picture, foreshadowing a probable Best Picture Oscar win.

Kate Winslet was named best female actor in a supporting role for her part in the Holocaust drama The Reader. In the supporting male category, Heath Ledger earned another posthumous trophy for his role as the macabre Joker in The Dark Knight.

But everyone agreed that the biggest surprise of the evening was learning that SAG stood for “Screen Actors Guild,” not “Self-absorbed Ass-kissing Gasbags.” Acronyms can be so misleading sometimes!

Eva Longoria in a shitty orange dress with shitty orange hair:

Lisa Rinna looking like a blow-up doll that was hosed down with turpentine and left in the sun:

Teri Hatcher in a ridiculously fluffy dress and the always impeccable Marcia Cross:

Hell yes Jack Bauer:

Obligatory Brad and Angelina:

Kate Winslet showing off her Golden Globes:

The eh-sultry and eh-spicy Penelope Cruz:

The complete list of winners, along with more pics of Tina Fey, Christina Applegate, Olivia Wilde and additional Brangelina for your viewing pleasure after the jump.

FILM
Best Actor – Motion Picture – Drama

* Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
* Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
* WINNER Sean Penn, Milk
* Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Best Actress – Motion Picture – Drama

* Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
* Angelina Jolie, Changeling
* Melissa Leo, Frozen River
* WINNER Meryl Streep, Doubt
* Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

Best Supporting Actor

* Josh Brolin, Milk
* Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
* Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
* WINNER Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
* Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire

Best Supporting Actress

* Amy Adams, Doubt
* Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
* Viola Davis, Doubt
* Taraji Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* WINNER Kate Winslet, The Reader

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

* The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* Doubt
* Frost/Nixon
* Milk
* WINNER Slumdog Millionaire

TV
Best Actor in a Television Series – Drama

* Michael C. Hall, Dexter
* Jon Hamm, Mad Men
* WINNER Hugh Laurie, House
* William Shatner, Boston Legal
* James Spader, Boston Legal

Best Actress in a Television Series – Drama

* WINNER Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
* Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
* Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
* Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
* Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy

* WINNER Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
* Steve Carell, The Office
* David Duchovny, Californication
* Jeremy Piven, Entourage
* Tony Shalhoub, Monk

Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy

* Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
* America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
* WINNER Tina Fey, 30 Rock
* Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
* Tracey Ullman, Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

* Boston Legal
* The Closer
* Dexter
* House
* WINNER Mad Men

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

* WINNER 30 Rock
* Desperate Housewives
* Entourage
* The Office
* Weeds