Jessica Simpson’s Fatness is Daddy’s PR Stunt
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Jessica Simpson’s extra 20 pounds aren’t the result emotional eating and abject desperation — turns out it was all Daddy’s idea. According to MSNBC
Let’s remember how well weight gain-and-loss stories sell magazines.
“She’s loving it,” said a source close to Simpson, who [says] her weight gain is strategic. “It will probably get her back on covers right when she is a ’supporting’ act on tour. I bet Joe (Simpson) has already sold the weight-loss story.”
Boy, talk about getting your money’s worth out of a girl! Maybe next Joe Simpson can wring her out like an old dish cloth, hang her buy her ankles and give her a good shaking and see if any loose change falls out. I’d mention rummaging through her orifices, but I figure he already took care of that when she hit puberty. Ooh, Daddy likey!
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
“She’s loving it”? Isn’t that McDonald’s annoying motto?
Jan 28th, 2009
deka
this family is disgusting
she should try therapy to to deal with her dying career
Jan 28th, 2009
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She looks like Miss Piggy in that pic.
Jan 28th, 2009
Jon
If you believe that one I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’ll sell ya!
Jan 28th, 2009
faith
EVEN THOU SHE’S GAINING WEIGHT EXTREMELY FAST..SHE’S NOT LOOKING TOO BAD..HOPEFULLY SHE DON’T GET OUT OF CONTROL AND BEGIN TO LOOK BAD.
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Just wanted to say a big huge CONGRATS on the book! I look forward to reading it, and I love your blog and your column. Can’t wait for the new blog
Jun 17th, 2009
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