Thieves broke into Amy Winehouse’s London apartment this week and stole thousands of dollars worth of heroin cocaine beehives instruments and recording equipment while she vacationed in St Lucia. The Daily Mail says

The padlocked front door of her Camden flat was kicked in and [$30,000] worth of guitars and music recording equipment was taken in the raid. Her spokesperson said she was ‘disappointed’ by the loss but ‘relieved’ that she had her favorite guitar with her on the Caribbean island.

Police secured the flat and carried out forensic tests. A spokesman said “No arrests have been made.”

The spokesman then added, “But Detective Hardy got a wicked fucking contact high just from the shit they swept off of the floor.” Because, um… he was clearly from Boston. Yeah, well ya girlfriend smells like the fucking Blue Line, ya fucking chowdahead!

Queen Latifah… is that you?: