Ashton Kutcher is an Asswipe
Tags: ashton kutcher, construction, noise, twitter, video, youtube
Ashton Kutcher took to YouTube to bitch and whine about the injustice of being woken at 7:00 A.M. by the sound of his neighbor’s construction yesterday. Never mind that half the known world has already been awake for two GD hours by the time his precious beauty sleep was so thoughtlessly interrupted. And then, because he didn’t already sound like enough a tremendous asswipe, he went back and made an “apology” video, saying he was sorry for the earlier outburst, but it’s just that he likes being woken up by a “nice tune, like John Mayer or something sweet like that.” And that’s when I stopped watching, so I don’t know what happens after that. But four out of five experts agree that “changing his tampon” or “tucking his genitals between his legs and fondling his nipples in front of a mirror” is probably a safe bet.
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sonya
Wah. 7:00 is sleeping in to me.
Does he also think him taking a dump is interesting enough to put on YouTube? Narcissistic little pansy boy.
Jan 30th, 2009
Chas
What the fuck? Any one of those guys on the construction site would love to kick the shit out of his ass - for free.
You see some of us actually have to get up at 4:30 AM to go to work on a job like he was complaining about. We bang steel and weld for a living. Or we carry plywood and nail stuff. To make money so we can pay our bills and survive in our stupid little life.
It should be pointed out that on occasion we have extra money after paying our bills and decide to spend it on seeing a movie. My movie money will never go to some dick fuck ass wipe like this dude. Fuck. You. Ashton.
Feb 3rd, 2009
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