Evan Rachel Wood says she did NOT kiss Mickey Rourke. I guess she just sucked his dick. Technically, there is a difference. (Socialite Life)

Guess how Bar Rafaeli gets ready for Valentine’s Day? Hint: it’s padded and lace-up. (Bastardly)

How is Jennifer Aniston’s and John Mayer’s relationship like a Rubik’s Cube covered in Secret Sauce? Ooh, I love riddles! (Websters)

Rumor has it you can see Lady Gaga’s tampons in one of these pictures. It’s like Where’s Waldo, but with more uterine lining. (Celebrity Odor)

Adriana Lima gets topless for some artsy black and white photos. (Egotastic)

Lily Allen recreates her miscarriage with her mouth. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jennifer Aniston turns down $10 million to pose for Playboy. You know, because she has so much self-respect and all. (CelebSlam)

Olivia Munn with her face buried in somebody’s panties. (The Blemish)

Model Joanna Krupa and her ridiculously hot sister tear it up in IMC magazine. (The Grumpiest)

Meet the world’s ugliest runway model, found at Alexander McQueen’s Paris show. (UseMyComputer)

Who is the sexy celebrity daddy? Hint: not Brad Pitt! (Lainey Gossip)

On a scale of 1-10 post-baby body-ness, Rebecca Romijn scores an 11. (Bricks and Stones)

Fun and frothy, “The United States of Tara” is one of the more entertaining half-hours on television right now. (Pajiba)

Now that Ashton’s out of diapers, he and Demi are planning on adopting a baby boy. (Celebitchy)

Rihanna has taken to fingering herself onstage. Class-ee. (Hollywood Tuna)