Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Super Bowl Whores
Tags: body paint, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, party, Playboy, playboy mansion, super bowl
When I first saw the words “painted ladies California” in the tagline under the pictures, I got really excited. Finally, more photos of early Colorist Movement Edwardian homes to add to my Nob Hill Historic District collection! But when I opened them, it turned out to be just a couple of sluts in body paint at a Playboy Super Bowl party. I’m sure you’re just as disappointed as I am.
Hef’s new girlfriends Karissa (number 69) and Kristina Shannon (also number 69):

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
hmmm
That’s just sad.
Feb 2nd, 2009
meatavore
they don’t have big ol’ fakies? how can that be…
Feb 2nd, 2009
Jon
This brings a tear to my eye, and a warm feeling to my loins!
God Bless America!!!!!
Feb 2nd, 2009
deka
hef’s former girls were classier
Feb 3rd, 2009
bionic bunny
SLUT BUNNIES!
heh-heh. i think i’ll change my screen name…
Feb 3rd, 2009
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