Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Super Bowl Whores

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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Super Bowl Sunday

When I first saw the words “painted ladies California” in the tagline under the pictures, I got really excited. Finally, more photos of early Colorist Movement Edwardian homes to add to my Nob Hill Historic District collection! But when I opened them, it turned out to be just a couple of sluts in body paint at a Playboy Super Bowl party. I’m sure you’re just as disappointed as I am.

Hef’s new girlfriends Karissa (number 69) and Kristina Shannon (also number 69):

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. hmmm

    That’s just sad.

  2. meatavore

    they don’t have big ol’ fakies? how can that be…

  3. Jon

    This brings a tear to my eye, and a warm feeling to my loins!

    God Bless America!!!!!

  4. hef’s former girls were classier

  5. bionic bunny

    SLUT BUNNIES!
    heh-heh. i think i’ll change my screen name…

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