Feb 2, 20095
Madonna is Porking Jesus
Tags: brazillian, jesus, luz, Madonna, model
Madonna left Marcelleria steakhouse in Manhattan’s meatpacking district yesterday with 22-year old Brazilian model Jesus Luz in tow. Could it be that Madonna has finally found true love? What is it that Tall, Dark and Handsome sees in The Lizard King? The Daily Mail says
Since being linked to Madonna, Jesus’ modeling career has been given a huge boost. His former agent [said] that Jesus stopped taking his calls after meeting Madonna and has now signed to the more high profile Ford Models.
Madonna’s finally found the ultimate way to piss of the Catholic church — having sex with Jesus for money. I guess my “defecating in the Pope hat” suggestion just didn’t pack enough of a wallop.
Bless you, my child:
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Judging by the way he looks and the fact he’s with an obvious tranny I’d say this photo was shot in the fudge-packing district.
Feb 2nd, 2009
abby
It’s kinda ballsy to name your kid “Jesus Light,” isn’t it? You know, that whole “I am the Way, the Truth, the Light” bit?
Side note: Jesus Lite sounds like a delicious low-calorie beverage.
Feb 2nd, 2009
deka
jesus looks confused
Feb 2nd, 2009
bionic bunny
what DO men see in her?
oh, yeah, the wallet. sorry.
Feb 2nd, 2009
Lemuel Holy
Madonna Kimmel in shower!!
Home private video online:
http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=82428180&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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