Which greasy-haired celebrity is hittin’ Salma Hayek from the back? (CelebSlam)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s parents are this close to making a porno to pay off their bills. (Holy Moly)

Find out why Britney Spears’ Circus tour might get canceled! Hint: Frito-Lay is not involved. (Socialite Life)

Proof that it takes a gallon of vinegar to douche Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron. (Bastardly)

Jack Black gains 40 pounds in his third trimester. (Websters)

Pictures of Marcia Cross looking undeniably anorexic. (Pacific Coast News)

Liam Neeson heavy-lifts like a badass in “Taken.” (Pajiba)

What the hell’s wrong with Megan Fox’s ass? (Popoholic)

Pamela Anderson’s beef curtains are about to fall out of her dress. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Kate Hudson’s beauty secret? A portable lipo machine and face cream made from the poop of emus eaten by mountain lions and pooped out again. (CelebNewsWire)

That chick from “Cloverfield,” Odette Yustman, in a sexy bikini photoshoot. (Glamzilla)

See Paris Hilton’s ass hair! (CityRag)

Ten bucks says JLo is gonna insist they change the name of the Great White Way to the “Great Big Ass Way.” (Fatback)

Olivia Munn in a sexy maid’s outfit leaps into a pie. I’m sure there’s a vagina joke in there somewhere. (On 205th)