Feb 3, 2009
Jaime Pressly Gets in Shape
Tags: bikini, Jaime Pressly, shape magazine
I don’t know how Jaime Pressly looks like this a year and a half after giving birth. Plastic surgery? Magic lamp? A deal with devil himself? All I know is that a year and a half after giving birth, my midsection looked like the rind of a deflated cantaloupe and it refused to buck Newton’s First Law of Motion. There was a good thirty second delay between the time I stopped moving and the reams of loose stomach skin finally got the message. I think I speak for women everywhere when I say Jaime Pressly and her perfect fucking abs can go to hell. Nobody likes a show-off.
In next month’s Shape Magazine:
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
deka
eh… dont think much of her face
but great body
Feb 3rd, 2009
Jon
great body, plus she’s not too bashful to get naked and act like a whore on film…oh yeaaaaaaah
Feb 3rd, 2009
anonyname
She’s got a “bean face” — no chin.
From the side she looks like an old man without his dentures in.
Not a recessed chin — you can get that fixed.
No chin.
That’s only from the neck up.
From the neck down, she’s fine.
Feb 3rd, 2009
RaraAvis
She has killer abs, but an ugly face and some poorly done airbags. But good for her for keeping so fit.
Feb 4th, 2009
m45trkllr
Show yer ass already Jaime, it’s quite a site to behold!
Feb 5th, 2009
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