Etta James Wants to Kick Beyonce’s Ass
Tags: ass kick, at last, beat, beyonce, etta james, fight, inauguration
It seems that legendary jazz singer Etta James is ready to kick Beyonce’s ass for covering her famous song “At Last” at Barack Obama’s inauguration last month. TMZ says
71-year-old Etta James actually threatened to beat the crap out of Beyonce Knowles — and it’s caught all on tape!
At a concert in Seattle, Etta told the crowd, “Your President, the one with the big ears … he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped. The great Beyonce … I can’t stand Beyonce.”
I’d be careful about threatening Beyonce if I were her. Beyonce’s back to her playing weight now, and Etta James looks like she was constructed entirely from old turkey necks. I wouldn’t be surprised if Beyonce dipped her ass in blue cheese and then gobbled her down like a damn buffalo wing. No, sir. You never underestimate the fat girl when there’s poultry around.
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6 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
If she beats her ass that would make her the second person after Jay Z…
Feb 5th, 2009
RichPort
Etta James needs to kick her plastic surgeon’s ass first.
Feb 5th, 2009
abby
Nice sperm brows.
Feb 5th, 2009
hmmm
It would be great to see this happen, I can’t stand Beyonce, she just screams, fake, plastic and superficial, she annoys the shit out of me and her voice is grating.
Feb 5th, 2009
nia
etta james is wrong for saying that…she madd old,and she probably cant sing any more…i mean i’m not a huge beyonce fan…but damn etta!!…then she got the nerve to make fun of obama….from wat i heard..she used to be a crack head!
Feb 17th, 2009
Jesus Christ
Nia, you’re a pathetic excuse for a human being. I hope your parents die in a car accident.
From what I heard you didn’t do well in school. I hope you “enjoy” your pointless low-rent life and die unhappy.
Sep 22nd, 2009
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