Feb 5, 2009

Mickey Rourke, Dressed to Impress

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I’m not really down with the whole “urban” thing, so I asked one of my black friends if there was a street term for the sort of ensemble seen here on Mickey Rourke. And there is! Get your pads of papers and pencils, because you’re going to want to write this one down: according to him, it’s “fuckin’ gay-ass Kevin Federline-wantin’-to-be-biyach.” Feel free to supplement the expression with the words “dawg” or “yo” or “home skillet” for authenticity’s sake.

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    He looks like Little Richard after skin bleaching.

    Feb 5th, 2009

  2. abby

    Well-played, Rich!

    Feb 5th, 2009

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