Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys claimed that alcohol and drugs practically killed him. That’s probably why he was seen drinking on stage the next day. (Hollywood Rag)

More pictures of the World’s Biggest Tits! (Holy Moly)

Emanuelle Chriqui’s shirt is see-through. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Orlanda Bloom tattoos the icy hand of death on his ribcage. (popbytes)

Pauly Shore looks like he’s been living in a gutter and drinking Old Grandad for the last two years. (CelebSlam)

Jennifer Aniston is starring in a movie about a turkey baster. Not making this up. (Socialite Life)

Drew Barrymore and Fergie should start their own “lame piercings” club. (Websters)

I’ll let you guess what atrocity is being committed in this picture of Heidi and Spencer. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hilary Duff tries her damndest to be sexy in Glow Magazine. (UseMyComputer)

Every wondered what it’d be like to look up Celine Dion’s skirt? Here’s your chance. (Drunken Stepfather)

Josh Duhamel and Fergie take pictures of the actual consummation of their marriage. (ICYDK)

Why is Renee Zellweger wearing a plastic suit and surrounded by cross-dressing clowns? (CelebSmack)

Speaking of cross-dressing clowns, Salman Rushdie is dating a transvestite. (Bastardly)

Anne Hathaway’s new boyfriend lets her pay all the bills. Sound familiar? (Celebitchy)