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Fleet Week is next week, so I’ll be taking the week off so I can blow show a bunch of visiting sailors what this fine port city has to offer. Namely, lots of saliva and my patented rotating grip. Wooooo! High five! Anyway, Sarah’s taking over for me, so enjoy her brand of delicious snark and unchecked bitchiness all week long, and I’ll see you next Monday!
Love,
Abby

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
America’s Naval Services thank you, Abbs.
GO BLOW EM”
Feb 7th, 2009
abby
I do what I can. I’m a true patriot.
Feb 7th, 2009
jjm
Abby,
Do you only support the Navy? Have anymore soft spots for the other branches?
Spankfully yours,
J
Feb 7th, 2009
RichPort
I have enlisted. How long is the line for the personalized genital cleansing?
Feb 9th, 2009
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