Quickies: Insincere

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Miley Cyrus finally realises that her first apology was doing the opposite of helping, so she tries again and drags God’s ass into it this time. (WIMB)

Britney Spears will be taking the tiny tots on the road for her upcoming tour.  Meanwhile, Kevin Federline will be working exactly as hard as usual. (ASL)

Brad & Angelina’s Rainbow Coalition is noisy.  Yeah, newsflash: kids are loud as hell. (DListed)

Halle Berry will shave her head for an upcoming film.  She’ll probably still be prettier than anyone you’ll ever see in real life. (SOMG)

Holy shit you guys, Kanye West said something that wasn’t completely goddamn retarded! (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Friel is kinda sorta see-through at that dumb Elle Style Awards, where everyone showed up looking like a hot mess. (WWTDD)

Courtney Love was awarded “Woman of the Year” at the same dumb Elle Style Awards.  In other news, the year as a whole has been declared an abject failure. (ICYDK)

Sharon Stone is still crazy/old/inappropriate. (CelebNewsWire)

Adnan Ghalib has an elaborate white-trash fantasy life. (Evil Beet)

Paula Abdul is the Artful Dodger, as imagined by the Pussycat Dolls. (Cityrag)

John Mayer is an insufferable douchebag, part eleventy jillion. (TheSuperficial)

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