Tensile Strength
Tags: fashion, Kim Kardashian
What do you suppose those pants are made out of? I’m guessing it’s some kind of advanced, weapons grade polymer developed in an underground lair someplace. Either that or Vienna sausage casings.
I will say this for Kim Kardashian — her headspace looks a hundred times better when her face isn’t coated in a two inch layer of spackle and glitter. She could be kinda pretty in an unusual way if she didn’t insist on all that greasepaint all the time. Also, I don’t actually think she’s fat at all; some girls just have a lot of ass happening. If she would wear more flattering clothes she could look a whole lot more normal, and less like an extra from an Eddie Murphy movie who only had time to remove the top half of the body prosthetics while they ran out for their lunch break.
Kim Kardashian at a T-Mobile store (dude, I don’t even know):
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
Why is this slut so famous….?
All she did was suck on a black knob in a video?
is that all woman have to do to make it rich nowdays?
Feb 10th, 2009
Captain_Insano
Rebelboy: Well, it doesn’t hurt. Until he beats the bitch up anyway.
Feb 10th, 2009
Jon
hmmmm…well I’m no genius, but I think she’s in the t-mobile store to buy a new phone. Oh and I dunno why she’s famous either. I’m pretty sure she got pissed on at the end of the video she made too, which is icky.
Feb 10th, 2009
sarah
Hahaha! Yes, I had managed to gather that she was probably getting a phone, Jon. I’m remedial, but not completely brain dead as yet. I was more wondering why the hell anyone would go into a store to get a new phone. Avoiding errands by ordering stuff online is precisely why Al Gore invented the internet.
Okay, even assuming she’s too stupid to operate a computer, Kim Kardashian has more than enough money to afford minions for her errand-running so whywhyWHY would she go into one of those horrid stores? They’re chock full of creepy, pushy, socially maladjusted employees (always male) who follow you around…
Wait. Nevermind. Just answered my own question.
Feb 10th, 2009
Jon
Are they? Truth be told I’ve never been in a T-mobile store, I’m a Canuk and they aren’t available here. Either way, thanks for the clarification Sarah. You’re alright. As a sexy foreign man I should inform you it’s my custom that the next time we meet I need to make love to you for hours on end. Seriously, it’s true. I have a card that says so and everything. Just don’t tell Abby
Feb 11th, 2009
canadian
Uhm… no… we don’t have any such cards up here. Although I could be mistaken and maybe they do wherever ‘canuk’ people are from?
Feb 12th, 2009
sikiş
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Oct 5th, 2010
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