My Eyes, They Burn!
Tags: joe jonas, Kevin Jonas, Madame Tussaud's, Nick Jonas, The Jonas Brothers, Wax Figures
In “Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day” news, The Jonas Brothers unveiled their retina-scarring wax figures at Madame Tussaud’s in Times Square today. No doubt they can’t wait until everyone leaves so they can stare wistfully at their replica selves and fondle each other in inappropriate shame.
You know what, I’m not really sure your psyches are quite sufficiently damaged. Let’s go in for some terrifying close-ups, shall we?
Old Jonas, whose wax figure totally looks like it has Down’s Syndrome:
Middle Jonas, whose wax figure has a crotch situation that will forever haunt my nighmares:
Little Jonas, whose wax figure has some wear ‘n tear at the knees which might horrifyingly explain the nightmarish crotch situation going on with Middle Jonas:
I do not like it, Sam I Am:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Captain_Insano
I thought there was only three of these? Is there six brothers? Wait….I don’t care.
Feb 12th, 2009
JD
A group of efeminate no talent homos.
Feb 13th, 2009
Syd
Middle Jonas has that crotch problem because it’s his Mom’s track suit he’s wearing.
Feb 13th, 2009
SB
omg, kevins DOES look like it has downs syndrome!! lol. and Joes crotch lookes like he peed! hehe!
Apr 5th, 2009
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