Quickies: Your Helping is Hurting
Tags: Quickies, The Jonas Brothers
The producers of those assy Twilight movies thought long and hard about how they could possibly make the next one worse. They’ve succeeded beyond my wildest nightmares with the addition of The Jonas Brothers. (Cele|bitchy)
Some douchebag tried to cash in on Rihanna’s pain and suffering by Photoshopping an old picture to give her a black eye and split lip. (Allie is Wired)
Meanwhile, Chris Brown is showing his remorse — or lack thereof — in Vegas. (ASL)
I’ve never cared for Terrence Howard at all, and holy shit is he now going out of his way to justify my intense but random dislike. (WWTDD)
Jay-Z, on the other hand, is making me like him far more than I ever have with his protective big brother attitude. (TheBlemish)
Michelle Obama on the March ‘09 cover of Vogue. (Bumpshack)
It’s Superhero Thursday! (Pajiba)
Mandy Moore is breaking hearts and crushing spirits by marrying that fool Ryan Adams. (CelebNewsWire)
The Ingluorious Basterds trailer is now online. (IDLYITW)
In less glorious bastard news, Joaquin Phoenix is still happening, still annoying as hell whether it’s “performance art” or not. (WIMB)
Mischa Barton is looking… whoa. Medically unwell, is how she’s looking. (AB)
Aubrey O’Day is a CGI extravaganza on the cover of Playboy. (The Blemish)
The Jonas Brothers arriving at Madame Tussaud’s for the unveiling of their wax figures:
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Jon
If I recall about Jay-z and Rianna, it’s not a big brother thing, I think he was banging her on the side at one point. Although I don’t fully recall, I do have never ending voices in my head. They say to me over and over again, why do they come to me to die? why? why do they come to me to die?…
Feb 12th, 2009
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